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We, the Creators of There’s Nowhere Else To Go From Here, in order to form a more perfect Weblog, insure its readers’ low Expectations, provide for common Diversion, promote its particular and peculiar Thoughts, secure the Blessings of Internet Publication to ourselves, do ordain and establish this Constitution for There’s Nowhere Else to Go From Here.

Article I

Section 1
All Powers herein granted shall be vested in the Creators of There’s Nowhere Else To Go From Here, which shall or shall not consist of more than one person.
Section 2 The Creators shall have the Power to write Posts upon this Weblog.
Section 3 The Creators shall have the Power to not write Posts upon this Weblog.
Section 4 The Creators shall have the Power to do whatever else they want upon this Weblog.

Article II

Section 1 All Powers herein granted shall be vested in Anybody Else.
Section 2
(None.)

BILL OF RIGHTS

Amendment I
This blog shall have to not link to anywhere else on the Internet. If its readers are looking for something else, they shall look somewhere else for it.

Amendment II
The right of the creators to permanently disable comments on this blog shall not be infringed. Being easily offended, the creators’ therapists have advised against unsolicited criticisms from strangers.

Amendment III
Being unnecessary for the proper reading of prose, the use of dates and times or chronological order shall be neither required not expected.

Amendment IV
The creators of this blog shall be in no way held accountable to any standards of truth or factuality.

Amendment V
The right of the creators of this blog to create content according to their own whims without apology for posts deemed uninteresting, disordered, irrelevant, or incoherent shall not be infringed.

Amendment VI
The inalienable rights of these and all Creators shall not be limited by the technology available, nor shall their rights of complaint thereof be infringed.

Amendment VII
Any Rights or Powers not explicitly ensured and vested herein shall be assumed to be fully reserved to the Creators of There’s Nowhere Else To Go From Here.

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